bots, china and amazon can suck my cock

nginx/configs/general.conf

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ brotli            on;
 brotli_comp_level 6;
 brotli_types      text/plain text/css text/xml application/json application/javascript application/rss+xml application/atom+xml image/svg+xml;
 
-# FUCK SEMRUSH
-if ($http_user_agent ~ (SemrushBot|Bytespider)) {
-	return 401;
+# fuck bots .kill
+if ($poop) {
+	return 444;
 }

nginx/nginx.conf

@@ -63,8 +63,9 @@ http {
     aio_write on;
     directio 2m;
 
-	# Maps
+    # Maps
     include /etc/nginx/snippets/maps.conf;
+    include /etc/nginx/snippets/poop.conf;
 
     # Virtual Host Configs
     include /etc/nginx/sites-enabled/*.conf;

nginx/snippets/poop.conf

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+map $http_user_agent $poop {
+    default			0;
+    ~*my-tiny-bot		1;
+    ~*thesis-research-bot	1;
+    ~*SemrushBot		1;
+    ~*Bytespider		1;
+    ~*PetalBot			1;
+    ~*Amazonbot			1;
+}